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Some days I just want someone to hug. To cuddle with. Who smiles when our eyes meet. Who laughs at my jokes when I mess up the punch line. Who holds my hand. Who kisses my forehead. Who tells me they love me every ten minutes. Who gives me their too big sweaters when I’m cold. Who listens.

Other days I just want some one to vigorously make out with.

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troyesivan:

"troye, create the merch you would want to wear" - this is the result of this advice. like imagine wearing this (it also comes in pastel blue, black, and white) oversized and cute and you can do the thing with your hands tucked in the sleeves and be hella sweet like :) but bc its oversized you could also hide a knife in there or maybe a few little croissants just in case you get hungry. you could also eat an entire microwavable spaghetti bolognese and no one will have the honour of seeing your little spag bol bloated tummy unless you give them permission to when you take the jumper off to make sex with them bc you know you’re gonna get some if you wear this.

also its only available for a week so BYE (and by BYE i mean BUY)

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lokeleo:

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weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via zebadiahzebrapantss)

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andewscott:

Ehehehehehehehehehheehhehehehe

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suddenlyfalling:

This is a Benedict Cumberbatch accent appreciation post. Featuring:

  1. Irish accent from Uskerty
  2. American accent from the Sherlock Holmes Railway Stories Audiobook
  3. French accent from Qikiqtarjuaq

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